Really?

I was watching the Phillies trounce the Diamondbacks, as Jamie "at least i'm not 50" Moyer pitched some terrific relief ball, when i heard this piece from the king of DUH himself, Gary "Sarge" Matthews :

Well you know Justin Upton Comes from the same area in Virginia where Mark Reynolds, David Wright, and even B.J. Upton come from.

no way. He does?!?!? The same place as..? no. no fucking way. And they even have the same name!

They are brothers you nimrod. no shit.


Added Bonus Bit o' hilarity: Do you know what the B.J. in B.J. Upton stands for?


answer: Bossman Junior.

my friend told me that and i did not believe him. Sometimes dumb shit confuses me.